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collegehumor:

Dogs Occupy Kissing Booth and Biting Booth
They’re both ten cents; I don’t know which one to choose.   

collegehumor:

Dogs Occupy Kissing Booth and Biting Booth

They’re both ten cents; I don’t know which one to choose.   

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glamorous-whale:

a friend sent this to me and it’s friggen adorable

sobbing

amg <3

Makes me want to catch one and train it till it learns boomerang.

manatapped:

pterodactylsftw:

garrettxvx:

glamorous-whale:

a friend sent this to me and it’s friggen adorable

sobbing

amg <3

Makes me want to catch one and train it till it learns boomerang.

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FANUFACTURED! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS?!

abyyso:

Wait I’m having a vision

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Dearest Orthodox Jewish Women of Brooklyn who shop at J. Crew.

Please fuck off and stop treating me like I am not a human. It’s making me hate a group of people and that makes me hate you even more… There’s metaphysics involved, I believe.

That is all. Now enjoy a happy Ramen eating fella.

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LOVE THIS

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